What Does FAQ Stand For?

Depending on the context, FAQs can (rather arbitrarily) stand for:

• Facetiously Answered Questions

• Fishy Ad hoc Queries

• Formless Anomalies Quilt

• Feral Affidavit Quay

• Featured Acronyms and QAFs (Qualified Ambiguous Fidelities)

• Fictitious Arterial Quipu

• Freakish Accumulation of Quack-hacks

• Faithless and Absurd Quanta

• Frijoles of Absent-minded "Qui vives"

• Fables of Ambergris and Quahog

• Facts of Abstract Qualifications

• Fountains of Aethereal Quinine

• Fermenting Al dente Quiches

• Foggy A priori Quips

• Found Aphorism and Q-tips

• Funky Accord(ion) Quill

• Fiddlestick Accumulation Quiver

• Flaming Art(i(choke) Quenches

• Forged and Annotated Quiescence

• Fettered Aboriginal Quislings

• Fertile Archetype Quarry

• Fallacies Arising from Quixote

• Faux-fibs Advertising (a priori) Quietness

• Fecal Advice Quid pro quo

• Fajitas Au gratin de Quetzacoatl

• Fancy Aberration Quotient

• Figments Attached to Quarks

• Figurative and Algorithmic Quotes

• Fixes for Aching Quibbles

• Filmy Archaic Qualities

• Fossils from the Abandoned Quadrant

• Fuckwitted Articulations for Quickwits

• Flashy yet Agonizing Quandaries

• Fragmented Apologetic Quirks

• Fungii Atomic Quagmire

• Faux-font Abyss of Quintessentials

• FAQs About Quicksand (substitute any of the above for initial acronym)

• F(AQs)AQs Ad nauseam Quodlibets  (substitute any of the above for initial and secondary acronym)

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